GAG GIFT! Send a Friend a Fart In A Box - SHIPS FREE...LIKE THE WIND!
Yes, we realize our prices seem too good to be true, but they are! We've been at this for over 10 years and our prices just keep getting better!
Product Description
Sure, you COULD find / buy a box, break wind in it, seal it up, drive to the post office, wait in line, pay over-priced postage and drive back home thinking about all the time you just wasted. Orrrrrrr...
Let us do it all for you, sit back and wait for your friend to receive their Fart In a Box! We will send a big brown box (lol brown...get it?) completely empty except for one thing. A note that reads:
"Guess what!? Someone was thinking of you! Take a deep breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth. Now turn this note over...."
"SURPRISE! You just breathed in a FART IN A BOX!"
We will put your name or leave it anonymous and make them try to guess who sent it; it's up to you!
Important notes:
1. In the order comments, put the name you want "it" sent from. Just a name please, and nothing offensive. If you leave it blank, we will just make it "From one of your friends!"
2. The shipping address is where we will send the box. So make sure your put the recipient's address.
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